justakidwhogotintoodeep:

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

These are getting better every second

tropical—teens:

tiger—kids:

my-little-pineapple:

ig || exhaleh on We Heart It.

xxx
I like her,
She looks evil,
And i want to make her scream my name. (via siddaleewalker)

superante:

superante:

It’s 2 am and I’m drunk off my ass and all I can think about is how pathetic I am that I have to get drunk to forget about you and i can’t even do that it won’t even work but you can go through your whole day and my name will not cross your mind once

and it’s 2 am and I’m so so lonely and I want nothing more than for you to be here and tell me how you love me and how important I am to you

but it’s 2 am and instead you’re with her

Oh

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

realizes:

♡personal/love♡
thvnders:

These shoes are amazing, I’m sure you will love all of them :)  

foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see